Love: Oh well…

Oh well…

By DL06 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 632

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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You deserved it 5 535

Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70

You deserved it 922

By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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You deserved it 109 680

Depends how old you are

By SocialSuicide - 17/06/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML

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You deserved it 346

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 207

The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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You deserved it 93 924

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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You deserved it 5 606

Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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You deserved it 40 014

Asshat

By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 519

amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:07

what a tool. maybe he passed out from your good looks?

vxjazz 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:10

Many people say they don't care what you look like because that's the only way you'll agree to give them your picture....

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ouchyourballs 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:01

omg haha that happened to me too sike, im hot so they liked me but they were a ********!

fmlcritic 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:17

Very funny #27

mylifeisFedUP 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:30

damn! what a freakin jerk!

Kira_Jenay 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:44

thats happened to me

queenzgirl 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:22

wow. hes a total jackass.dont worry theres betterguys out there, hed probably never find someone for being such a dimwitt.

Drekos 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:04

apparently he didn't care about what you looked like so long as you weren't ugly. at least now you know (ugly)!

Amos_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:11

All I can say is; Don't let it get to you.

citylove18 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:52

I'm pretty sure this has happened to me :(

criminalreborn 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 15:10

aww that suck lol man suck

EarthAngel 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:29

?Ouch now that hurts. Sry best luck next time.?

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