Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Knockyoudown 0

Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

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soccerkrzy 0

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

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nattylight 0

YDI. You are obviously an idiot. You one of the biggest tools around. You are the type of driver I would flip off for driving like a moron.

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

You deserve it ******.

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silvermoonstar3 3

She deserves it, but she is not a bassoon, cigarette, or pile of sticks. Also, calling people gay while meaning to call them stupid is REALLY stupid. I hope she lives near you and hits you.

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Cry me a river ******.

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SuperSpore 0

Um, ****** means gay male. Fag is a cigarette. OP: Hypocrite. YDI

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emzmcgee 0

****** has a lot of definitions, none of which really work for the female in question.

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Aulo 0

So no one else can speed, but it's alright if you do it? I'm glad you got the ticket.

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ExpectationsFail 0

Karma. It's a bitch.

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NaturallyUnlucky 0

YDI twice over; first for being a rat and second for being a hypocrite.

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lottofee 0

actually three times: for putting this on this side, hoping to get some sympathy... ydi

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NaturallyUnlucky 0

Ah, yes, I had forgotten that last one. She's quite the lovely lady, isn't she?

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codaic1549 0

I moderated this one!! but ydi, if u were going to speed in the first place, why did u ask for a cop to come there?? but you could just have asked the law to raise the speed limit by the average of the usual. or just not have speed period. sorry though.

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jewelzgalore 0

Hypocrite much?

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kira822_fml 0

And now it's YOUR fault your kid's are not safe

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StoneColdNigga 0

Dumbass hypocrite

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