Love: Nope, just nope

Nope, just nope

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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TaniasaysFMLL 15

Sunday 28 July 2013 2:58

It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:

mackdeezy 22

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:02

That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.

Comments

monster216 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:11

rofl!!!

Ellae_fml 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 9:02

maybe she is into incest and was setting up a scene? *yuck*

termin8tor786 10

Sunday 28 July 2013 12:52

There are plenty of fish in the water.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 28 July 2013 19:41

How nice that you are including fresh water and not just fish in the sea.

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 28 July 2013 14:53

Be happy OP you don't want that in your kids gene pool

Omniprism 14

Sunday 28 July 2013 16:25

Lovely that she's so shallow and inconsiderate. You're better off. I say lucky you that you didn't have to find out later that she's a bitch. Besides beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think I'm attractive but I've been married twice and get hit on fairly regularly.

friedbunnies 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 16:58

Next time, take the hint and move in.

BaraSkit07 12

Sunday 28 July 2013 21:49

Well, you can think of it this way, she is a horrible excuse for a human being and even Hitler would deserve better.

wowthatissad 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 22:46

Sorry dude. Some girls just think that they're the best thing since sliced bread. I hate stuck up bitches like that

Baytheshark 14

Monday 29 July 2013 1:05

You should have played along, see how far you could get her to go with it, before suddenly slamming your fists on the table, standing and grumbling, "**** this bitch," and leaving.