No sleep til Brooklyn

By blahblah - 24/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML
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traci18 0

you should of put her right back in HER bed & let her there. if you tough it out a few nights she will learn that her bed is where she is SUPPOSED to be. all you are teaching her now is how to manipulate to get her own way.

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Jimboom 11

You sure you or your wife is not just using that as an excuse? I mean sometimes one or both parents will overprotect the child and the child picks up on all that. If your nervous and worried about things all the time then the kid will mimic this and think that they too should be like that. Of course the kid could just be a little pussy. Tell her to get back to her bed or you will tell her of all the things out there that she should REALLY be afraid of. :-P

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doctor_itsmylife 3

if she doesn't move out of your bed for another 2 or 3 years, you might wanna consider raping her. that will teach her.

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doctor_itsmylife 3

if she doesn't move out of your bed for another 2 or 3 years, you might wanna consider r a p i n g her. that will teach her.

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manda88 0

Why did you give in? If you continue to let her sleep in your bed then you're more than likely gonna encounter problems when you're gonna try and get her to sleep in her own bed. It's people like you who end up on TV like on Supernanny, and then wonder why the problem started! Get that kid into her own bed!!! It's not hard!

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EllyH 0

This was written quite wierd.. "The wife and I.." As in YOUR wife, then call her MY wife. And kick out your daughter from the bed, you're the parent/boss.

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YouSeriouslySuck 0

YDI for not getting your daughter comfortable in her room. she could be like 2 and scared. You probably just put her in bed and left her. in young kids rooms parents should read a story to them before bed. 99.9% sure you left her. +=

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lksdliz 9

OK, but back to the original post.. If you have had that child in your room for the last two years, WHERE have you been having sex? Please say not in the same bed after she falls asleep, because, just, EWWW!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I think they weren't having sex at all, hence the "excited to finally..." part.

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MiamiJeanPierre 0

YDI for having a cat, a dog would have known better :-)

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LadyAshley 0

Dumbass for having a stupid useless touch-me-no cat. Ugh. I hate those useless pieces

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That sucks but that's what you get for having a cat.

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