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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 10 802

By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

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You deserved it 3 053

By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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You deserved it 4 967

By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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You deserved it 13 264

Cold dish time

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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You deserved it 3 219

By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 682

By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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You deserved it 138

By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 213

You deserved it 7 377

Welshite 39

Wednesday 27 January 2016 18:05

Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.

photogirlinlove 16

Wednesday 27 January 2016 18:05

She must think you're a real knockout.

Comments

AviShtap 20

Wednesday 27 January 2016 23:18

Hey, at least your sleep-self is athletic as hell! I bet you lost some calories there.

Camry_Girl420 18

Wednesday 27 January 2016 23:21

This is my favorite FML ever. Sounds painful but I laughed so hard. Thanks for that

corky1992 33

Thursday 28 January 2016 0:17

Gave me a pretty good laugh too lol

RichardCherry32 9

Wednesday 27 January 2016 23:26

Sorry for tapping YDI, but it was at 665 votes. I needed to put it to 666.

Echosnow 15

Wednesday 27 January 2016 23:51

Sounds real rough!!

johnnymessina 1

Thursday 28 January 2016 1:55

who even plays tag these day!?

corky1992 33

Thursday 28 January 2016 7:39

Wrong Fml post lol

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 28 January 2016 2:49

A good wife does what she did. A great wife posts it on YouTube.

Tyrez 32

Thursday 28 January 2016 5:38

Similar thing happened to me when I was a child, I fell out of bed and hit my head on a chair. In the morning I mentioned my headache to my parents and they said something like "Don't you remember? You fell out of bed last night." And that was how I got brain damage.

sunflower_seal 17

Thursday 28 January 2016 7:14

Oh she must've not been thinking straight either . Good thing you're ok . Most walls are hallow so you must've bounced off but the floor is another matter . Next time you have an episode ask her to wake you up . We all make mistakes sure it wasn't out of neglect :) .

slavka012 11

Thursday 28 January 2016 13:26

Op, I'd like to know what she was supposed to in order for you NOT to post this FML. you post sounds like she did something wrong, but I don't see what

greatfirstdate 18

Friday 29 January 2016 4:27

If someone is hit in the head with something, then they're at risk for a concussion. If they're then passed out for more than a couple minutes, they're at risk for brain damage. Yeah, it's good that she was concerned enough to take him to bed, but she was either not informed enough or not concerned enough to take him to the hospital instead.