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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 129

You deserved it 10 802

By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 758

You deserved it 3 053

By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 335

You deserved it 4 967

By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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You deserved it 13 264

Cold dish time

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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You deserved it 3 219

By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 954

You deserved it 682

By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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You deserved it 138

By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 213

You deserved it 7 377

Welshite 39

Wednesday 27 January 2016 18:05

Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.

photogirlinlove 16

Wednesday 27 January 2016 18:05

She must think you're a real knockout.

Comments

sammiaaron 16

Wednesday 27 January 2016 19:50

sleeping after you hit your head is the worst possible thing. because if you hit your head you could possibly have a concussion. especially you hit it that hard?! be happy you even woke up again

Sangue0608 26

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:01

at least she put you back in bed

tanziir1 14

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:07

Your wife is cool

SoBeSatan 22

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:15

That's what she told you but maybe you were just snoring too loud.

pixierara 28

Wednesday 27 January 2016 21:23

What else was she supposed to do

corky1992 33

Wednesday 27 January 2016 21:34

Take him to the hospital? If he had a concussion and went to sleep he could have not woken up. It's kind of dangerous to sleep after a head injury.

corky1992 33

Wednesday 27 January 2016 21:32

Hahahaha. Kind of dangerous though. If you had a concussion it's not good to go to sleep. Hope your headache passes soon!

LeavenSilva 27

Wednesday 27 January 2016 22:27

NyQuil, the coughing, sniffling, sneezing, hit your head on a bedroom wall medicine

chazzywazzy654 22

Wednesday 27 January 2016 22:37

That could be a symptom of concussion or compression(where swelling compresses the brain) I would suggest getting checked out asap especially if you get any dizziness or nausea

dankmemes710 13

Wednesday 27 January 2016 22:39

Lucky you didn't go into a coma

heyLaddieHey 18

Wednesday 27 January 2016 22:57

I doubt he hit his head hard enough to give himself a massive concussion or a hematoma. Contrary to popular belief, it is best to sleep as much as possible after a mild-to-moderate concussion for healing. Calm down, I doubt he has more than a lump.