Fight, Public freakouts and Transportation: Nice try

Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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No good deed…

By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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Attempted good deed

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Sucks to suck

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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jonnymohio 2

Monday 14 December 2009 1:53

Take one of her kids.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:42

considering ur name is gabby I'm guessing ur a girl, therefore it would have been more than appropriate to whack her back

Comments

Mattfail 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:50

I'm sure your wallet is in there. Say if its your purse why is my ID and wallet inside? Take it and walk away. If she makes a scene make one back

Epiccake 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 17:02

Don't let that crazy bitch steal your money.

jonnymohio 2

Monday 14 December 2009 1:53

Take one of her kids.

Justin23L 2

Friday 23 December 2011 17:21

Or all 3, and make a delicious soup.

modifiedchick 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:18

YDI for giving up your seat for a breeder

thekillercure21 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:30

It doesn't say she didn't get her purse back. So, even if you did get hit with a cane, you got it back. So stop complaining.

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 14 December 2009 3:12

Quick question: did you go straight for your bag or did you say, "Excuse me, I left my bag under the seat"?

I_Own_Ubers 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:17

@18 she said she moved so that they could sit together, implying that there was in fact free seats, just not enough for four people. she isn't obese, ur just retarded and should make sure u ******* read stuff before making comments

myfriend_youfail 3

Monday 14 December 2009 3:33

Some buses (especially public transportation buses that only do local and city routes) have an entire bench of seats at the very back. Four seats were needed. There were four seats available on the bus, but not all together. The OP was sitting in an area with a few seats open, but those seats were less than four in a row.The OP gave up her seat, making available the four seats together that the mother and children then sat down in. How the HELL does that equal "you're obese"??? You're an idiot.