Slipping up
By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States
By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States
By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom
By Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France
I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.