Poopoo peepee and Kids: Nice day for it

Nice day for it

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

hahaha sounds like my sister... she's 14.

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 5 November 2010 8:05

I really hope you punished him for that.

Comments

fnyunj 3

Friday 5 November 2010 23:52

SWEET! 5 year old kid FTW!!! Did you tell him he was a good boy for going poopie?

ollie415 10

Saturday 6 November 2010 0:24

i laughed at this, does that make me super childish?

saxman45 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:22

This kid is awesome!!!

nbooze 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:10

yeah logan. your very cute :)

NickoMazingxx 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:51

doesn't he sound fascinating.

Ace782 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:53

pay better attention to your kid

angel55033 12

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:18

keep him on a leash than, he could have fallen in or something too

MostHatedMan 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:32

You're lucky he didn't fall in. I'd check your vents at home if I were you.

BAGRAD 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:47

lmao i cant even imagine seeing that on the street!

persimmon 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:01

hahahahahaahH that's frigging awesome !!!

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