Naughty boy

By Stoopiddogbot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML
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porcupineattack1 5

Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.

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zombieslayer83 19

Mmmmmm, fruitcake!

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perdix 29

The proponents of dog intelligence have had their cause set back several years.Of course, they are owned by the species that conceived and creates fruitcake, so they got that going against them...

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Futacy 29

He did you a favor. If you'd have fed the fruitcake too the guest at whatever event, they would've vomited the fruitcake all over the dinner table.

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LightsxOut 10

...How is that even possible?!

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wyattb995 6

was the occasion bludgeoning somebody with the hardest object in the world?

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xInwex 12

Sounds like my dog. I've seen her eat everything from poop to bees but get sick all over her dog bed from a piece of hotdog

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Hot dogs are practically toxic waste on a bun... I am not surprised you dog threw it up.

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hpsauce13 0

You should get your dog checked by the vet.....fruit cakes contain things like raisins and currants that can cause dog's kidneys to fail

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amlaur 1

It's a good job he did vomit as raisins are toxic to dogs :)

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