Kids, Embarrassing Miscellaneous My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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Tracey - 09/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML

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tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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feeldumb - 11/06/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

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Noname - 10/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

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I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry

jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

wolfvision 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:14

F Your life.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:17

How can you not know that -.- And arguing with an eight year old never ends well, even if you were right you can't really gloat because the kid is eight.

itspimpz 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:29

laughing my Assssssss offf @ 22

cookies_for_you 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:30

*headdesk*

vvvalori 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:01

Fail. Zorro was Spanish.

ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:03

Lmfao. Who won tho? And yea if you lost maybe you are right about some other alphabet ; proves you right for fighting with a child. Lol nosa.

Apsey 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:07

u should go on that show are u smarter than a fifth grader...

iSmellNice 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:41

Then there's the Hawaiian alphabet with 12 letters.

Oz_Alice 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:14

your so dum :9

iranoutofnames 6

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:15

ydi 1. for arguing with a child. 2. bein a dumbass and not knowing simple info like that...

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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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Today, I got into my car, started the engine, and started driving… only to realize my car was making a weird noise. Panic set in until I realized I was still in my driveway. The weird noise? The gate that I forgot to open, along with a trash can. FM

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Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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Today, I checked my email after a week of no cell reception or internet while I was stuck at a family holiday cottage. There was an email offering me the RA job I've been trying to get for almost a year, telling me congratulations and to reply by Friday if I accepted. Last Friday. FML

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Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML

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Today, someone called wanting to talk to my son. My 6-week-old baby is receiving more phone calls than I am. FML

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