Kids, Embarrassing Miscellaneous My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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Tracey - 09/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML

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tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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feeldumb - 11/06/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

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Noname - 10/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

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jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

Thunderbender 2

Monday 4 January 2010 3:53

This whole putting comments on the wrong place thing is pissing me off

sparme 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:52

What? You're making it harder for us Americans to appear smarter to the other countries! lol

ziqi92 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:41

how stupid is the average american these days.......i cant wait for my generation to take over...minus the twilight, jonas brothers, and hanna montana fangirls of course

DragonMasterMF 0

Monday 4 January 2010 14:34

You may want to minus like everyone, every generation is just plain dumb, even if each generation is getting smarter. They are still dumb. You will never erase dumbness from society, much less in America where dumbness breeds as quicker than Christians attacking people for not believing in god.

Kazoo514 0

Monday 4 January 2010 6:38

Never question kids. It's all fresh in they're mind.

MakeupBurn 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:05

Hahaha! Fail!

hawiie4ever 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:23

26!

juicyfruit23 0

Monday 4 January 2010 8:01

you forgot rr and i think ch isnt a letter anymore.

juicyfruit23 0

Monday 4 January 2010 8:08

ok the op is from illinois so i think we can assume there are 26 letters in the alphabet!

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Monday 4 January 2010 8:49

Fail! YDI for not knowing how many letters there are in the alphabet.

jakeidk 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:34

how many 6... 7 tops right?

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Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML

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Today, my best friend’s parents told me they’re gonna take me to court and sue me for “all I got.” Turns out, he'd committed suicide after I got in a relationship with someone else. Apparently, he’s had feelings for me for a while and couldn’t handle that fact. FML

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Today, I couldn't bring up a close friend from college in a conversation without my mom bashing her for over ten minutes. She does this with practically all my close female friends. I suspect she subconsciously doesn't want any girl to steal her son away. FML

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Today, medically speaking, I have been shitting for 15 hours straight. I hope the hypokalemia kills me. FML

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Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

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Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML

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