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By Welp This Sucks - 05/04/2018 09:43

Today, my bf and I were having sex, and as he was coming he slipped out. He went right into my asshole, first time I ever tried anal and it was accidental. The worse pain of my life and it still hurts, I can’t even sit properly. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 8 April 2018 0:59

Accident my ass. Poor choice of words, but you get my meaning.

MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 20:35

I hate to be the one to tell you, but it wasn't an accident. Highly unlikely anyways. I've heard from men that they do it when they are about to ****** to enhance the feeling because the hole is tighter. Sorry OP. I couldn't even imagine the pain!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 8 April 2018 0:59

Accident my ass. Poor choice of words, but you get my meaning.

MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 20:35

I hate to be the one to tell you, but it wasn't an accident. Highly unlikely anyways. I've heard from men that they do it when they are about to ****** to enhance the feeling because the hole is tighter. Sorry OP. I couldn't even imagine the pain!

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