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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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MrBond007_fml 6

It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.

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nevergiveinever 19

That bitch! My friends from my old town did the same thing when me and my last boyfriend broke up. I basically just said " bitches you can HAVE him! He's just going to do the same shit he did to me so have fun while he cheats and lies his way out of everything ;)"

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nix1993 41

That's a really low thing to do on your cousins part... Yeah it was assholeish (I know that's not a word, but I like it anyway) of your boyfriend to go after your cousin, but she should have known better. She should have at least been up-front with you about it. Not cool.

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mylittlesecret 0

At least it wasnt 4 hours later and he was back with the girl he broke up with to go out with you an the one he always complains about....to you.

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mookiemookie01 24

Your cousin isn't very nice

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delightfultwist 5

beat her ass

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gardenwhipped3 14

if you happen to feel vindictive, just mention something casually about her baby in front of her mom. Then act like it was a secret.

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alybsox 4

She probably convinced him to break up with you.

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hiandrews69 29

Don't worry, op. Home wreckers always get theirs.

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