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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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MrBond007_fml 6

It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.

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spacetravel 1

And who are you to define what is and isn't immoral and unethical? I think it IS immoral and unethical for both the ex and the cousin to date each other.

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Karmasabiych 7

I'm so sorry about that! Honestly you should bitch slap here but that's just me

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dominic1221 6

Nice pure theory there, but it's obvious the cousin was getting in on this even before the breakup. Either way, she should've been up-front about it from the beginning. Obvious manipulation going on there. By the way, your Meyers-Briggs personality type is irrelevant, and it's not like the system isn't fundamentally flawed anyway.

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firethief21 4

it was only a one month relationship, get over it and him as well if this is how its ending up. and as for your so called friend you would be better off without her in your life

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linnie_wesker 20

I don't think she meant they were only dating for a month, I'm pretty sure she meant they broke up a month ago.

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Supernovas_Child 13

Nope, she clearly states he was her "boyfriend of a month"

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nix1993 41

Ehm no, she clearly states he was her 'ex-boyfriend of a month'... to me and almost everyone else on here, that means that he has been her ex-boyfriend for a month

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zoereevex 7

Hah same exact thing happened to me. Except it was a "good friend" instead of a cousin.

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Natalle11 6

My ex got a girlfriend the day after we broke-up.

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xtina1990 1

That happened to me too!

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candy4567 3

Stop whining it was only a month

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Supernovas_Child 13

I don't see what the big deal is here. I mean, it was just a month. You didn't even really have time to be in love with him. I know it must seem like the end of the world, but it's really not. Just move on, you'll find a much better guy.

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wubbazugg 5

Oh no, a month! Your whole lives were SET! How could he?? -.- get over it.. By gettin on someone else!

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