Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 986
You deserved it 8 671

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

Comments

Say your gonna get him a glass of water and **** in it.

why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

cobras40 0

lol well the bacteria in ur mouth and throat are gone but u get his STDs

perdix 29

I've heard "Two Girls, One Cup" was one of the filthiest videos on Teh Interwebz, but I couldn't imagine it would be this disturbingly disgusting!

robc32ca 4

you didn't put the cup there... do you always take drinks out of cups left laying around?

darrelldrew 0

why is your roomys cup in your room?

Why do you have such a slutty profile picture? It's sad, really. Also, "why is your roomies cup in your room?" You kind of answered your own question there, eh?

LoonyPheebs 0

First of all: You're mean. Secondly: Contrary to your beliefs, not all roommates share a one-room flat. College/university roommates do, but I think that darrelldrew thinks that the two people in this FML are sharing a flat with more than one room. Not a college dorm room.

heroesgleealias 0

haha I love how she removed the picture!

First of all: I might be, but if you'd seen the picture you'd know that I was allowed to. Secondly: that would be called a housemate or a flatmate. It's pretty obvious that the people in this FML do indeed share a room.

LoonyPheebs 0

Still, speaking out about people in that way is just mean; or maybe I've just been raised to think making people feel bad isn't a good thing. if you wamt to voice your opinion, attempt to be nicer about it. Indeed, but roommate is generally accepted as a flatmate as well; ever watched FRIENDS? It is obvious that this is a dorm roommate, but not all peopme see what's right in front of them.

It was a picture of her touching herself. I still think saying that it was slutty and sad was in order. But you're right, not all people see what's in front of them.

LoonyPheebs 0

Ah, in that case I see your point. That's utterly disgusting; you could've stopped at slutty, though. Although I admit that would've been both slutty and sad.

why did your roommate use mouthwash by your bed? makes no sense

sweetonsno 1

If that's the case, this wouldn't be an FML, would it?

Soccergurl6 0

I agree... I would do the same

wtfsnickers 1