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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Say your gonna get him a glass of water and **** in it.
why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?
Why do you have such a slutty profile picture? It's sad, really. Also, "why is your roomies cup in your room?" You kind of answered your own question there, eh?
First of all: I might be, but if you'd seen the picture you'd know that I was allowed to. Secondly: that would be called a housemate or a flatmate. It's pretty obvious that the people in this FML do indeed share a room.
Still, speaking out about people in that way is just mean; or maybe I've just been raised to think making people feel bad isn't a good thing. if you wamt to voice your opinion, attempt to be nicer about it. Indeed, but roommate is generally accepted as a flatmate as well; ever watched FRIENDS? It is obvious that this is a dorm roommate, but not all peopme see what's right in front of them.
It was a picture of her touching herself. I still think saying that it was slutty and sad was in order. But you're right, not all people see what's in front of them.
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why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?
That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.