Embarrassing, Gross and Health: Mom won this one

Mom won this one

By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - 10/10/2013 20:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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Eresbel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:21

#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.

Kiriel 2

Friday 17 April 2009 12:11

Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."

Comments

Kat_Kooteh24 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:14

Dude, your mom is awesome.

carmel 0

Monday 20 April 2009 10:17

okay, so i read #6 over and over again and I'm thinking their mum had a cesarian. Either that or they came out of their dad. :s

broseidon 0

Monday 20 April 2009 15:57

HAHAHAHA!!!! Boom, owned!

isabellaLOVE 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 7:37

Damn....Girl...that sucks....!!!!!!!A LOT FML

clouds9 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 3:28

I thought a douche came from the ass, not the ******. Oh shit - is my anatomy all wrong?

plethora 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:56

#5: I couldn't have put it better myself. OP: You obviously haven't inherited your mother's sense of humour.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 10:05

lmao that's disgusting

asmidiske 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:20

XKCD says it best: http://xkcd.com/291/

zwitter_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

Yes, shame on your mother for practicing personal hygiene. You poor thing.

missus_butter 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:45

"Today, I went out to dinner. Since this was the first time in forever I had a chance of getting laid, I douched and left it in the shower. My offspring, who constantly sabotages my love life, sent a text about how eww gross it was, which my date saw while I was in the bathroom. Looks like another night of using my vibrator while I watch that hot Jack Bauer on 24. FML."