Weird, Awkward, Parents and Miscellaneous: MILF

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 16:34 - United States - Syosset

Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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By Disappointment - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 04:09

Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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WTF?

By Champignon - 01/11/2013 14:17 - Belgium - Brasschaat

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML

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Becca_Bear_98 19

Monday 23 June 2014 1:50

well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

xlord 27

Monday 23 June 2014 1:51

Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

Comments

Animekid126 13

Monday 23 June 2014 7:50

Who cares if it was her choice? The point is that it's awkward

AngryD 9

Monday 23 June 2014 7:53

well that's awkward silence material for your first night home

Bragi 12

Monday 23 June 2014 8:14

Awkward certainly, but hardly worth complaining about.

rabbidpichu 11

Monday 23 June 2014 8:21

Thats wierd..

mkayden 23

Monday 23 June 2014 8:51

Does your mom happen to be the mom in Mean Girls?

zombraingirl 11

Monday 23 June 2014 10:03

The majority of women get breast augmentation to have people look at it. Not all but most. Hell if my mother had her boobs done, even I couldn't help but stare!

xaru 21

Monday 23 June 2014 12:07

Oedipus Complex anyone?

Merridew 8

Monday 23 June 2014 14:09

Why did you study abroad if you live in the US?

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 23 June 2014 14:42

When he says "study abroad" it usually means taking some courses or a program in a different country. It doesn't mean studying for a test of a course he is taking in the states. A lot of people do this because it's a good opportunity to travel.