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Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

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Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 20:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

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Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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Redhanded

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 23:00 - Philippines - Roxas

Spicy

Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 18:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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team_hale 11

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:03

Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:03

Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.

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fullerkate3 17

Monday 30 November 2015 19:50

Why would you do it on their bed? Honestly kinda grosss

unixdude 9

Monday 30 November 2015 20:41

"So, op, is this chicken better than my daughter's cooch? Pass the gravy please."

fightyourtitle 17

Monday 30 November 2015 20:51

I want a follow up!

shadowl 11

Tuesday 1 December 2015 0:59

Parenting win!

shortcake18 15

Tuesday 1 December 2015 2:12

That's creepy that you would have sex in the parents bed...

LITTLEHORNFISH 7

Tuesday 1 December 2015 2:17

O.O

layonnaroby 12

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:20

Who has sex in their parents bed? Especially if it's not your own parents!

Kempeth 5

Wednesday 2 December 2015 13:18

Unless they're siblings it's generally only the parent's bed of one of them. Though that would explain the awkward dinner part...

Nissi 17

Tuesday 1 December 2015 6:38

Hahahah. YDI.

HunterI64 5

Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:38

Sounds like a good problem to have if you ask me

Tsukiyomi 16

Tuesday 1 December 2015 23:59

Dumbass

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