Man's Not Hot By FML Videos - 22/11/2018 00:30 - United States - New York This is why man won't take off the jacket! I agree, your life sucks 200 You deserved it 289 Share Tweet Share
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 415 You deserved it 3 290
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 897 You deserved it 26 675
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait five years for a rink to open in my town, two weeks for my lessons to begin, but only ten minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 354 You deserved it 4 219
Today, and everyday since we got a puppy in March, my husband is jealous of the puppy who follows me everywhere. He was the one that wanted the puppy and now he practically hates it. FML I agree, your life sucks 933 You deserved it 198
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML I agree, your life sucks 954 You deserved it 459
Today, some things that are hard for many people are easy for me, like learning languages, being thrifty, and organizing my life efficiently. On the other hand, some things that are easy for most people are near impossible for me, like feeling well-rested after 8 hours of sleep. Or converting food into energy. FML I agree, your life sucks 460 You deserved it 166
The real fail is that recorder music!