Man's Not Hot By FML Videos - 21/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York This is why man won't take off the jacket! I agree, your life sucks 199 You deserved it 288 Share Tweet Share
Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 673 You deserved it 3 611
Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 983 You deserved it 8 099
Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 644 You deserved it 102
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML I agree, your life sucks 800 You deserved it 313
Today, my overly-clean mum decided to drop by and surprise me by cleaning my house while I was out jogging. She used half a bottle of bleach, and now it hurts to blink, let alone breathe. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 167 You deserved it 2 874
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to weekly talks about anything that is bothering us, since we’ve been arguing a lot lately. So far, every talk has been her moaning at me about how I annoy her, yet when I try to have my say, she interrupts or yells at me for blaming her for our problems. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 178 You deserved it 190
The real fail is that recorder music!