Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 02/05/2025 11:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, so you know how in the movies there’s a dad who discovers he’s not actually the dad because they had to get a DNA test, and it’s funny because it’s all just a movie. Real life isn’t that funny. My twin boys had to go to hospital for blood tests and so on, and it turns out they’re not mine. FML
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GoogieWithers 23

That is tough. Sending hugs your way. Do you still want to maintain a relationship with them?

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FluffythePink 23

🫂 You have to decide if just DNA makes them yours or the fact that you love them.

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GoogieWithers 23

That is tough. Sending hugs your way. Do you still want to maintain a relationship with them?

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poopface82 23

Do a sanity check before jumping to conclusions. There is always the possibility they were switched at the hospital. Y’know, since we’re on things that happen in popular culture.

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DLBL 20

That would be a specific blood test. Who requested it?

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Vesi 29

Not necessarily.. "In cases of questioned paternity, ABO blood-typing can be used to exclude a man from being a child's father. For example, a man who has type AB blood could not father a child with type O blood, because he would pass on either the A or the B allele to all of his offspring. Despite their usefulness in this regard, ABO blood groups cannot be used to confirm whether a man is indeed a child's father." Blood typing alone *can* rule out paternity.

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DLBL 20

Routine blood tests don't check for ABO blood types. I am an RN in a hospital and if a patient needs a blood transfusion, I draw it then and there and send it down for type and crossmatch. Routine blood tests are CBC, BMP, maybe PT/INR if indicated. Hence, someone specifically must have asked for a paternity test.

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FluffythePink 23

🫂 You have to decide if just DNA makes them yours or the fact that you love them.

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