Life Goals By FML Videos - 12/11/2018 00:00 Don't stop believing! I agree, your life sucks 247 You deserved it 83 Share Tweet Share
Today, I need a remote position due to a disability, but no company will even try to work with me. My car just died. I'll never be able to live on my own, despite being 30. The worst part? All the people who are gonna reply and call me "entitled." FML I agree, your life sucks 418 You deserved it 125
Today, I watched the new Fallout series, which was pretty good… except for the fact that Ella Purnell looks a lot like my ex. Now it’s 6 a.m., hours before I have to wake up, and I can't keep myself from crying. I broke up with this girl for a number of reasons which seem somewhat valid now, but I regret it. FML I agree, your life sucks 247 You deserved it 275
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML I agree, your life sucks 490 You deserved it 1 262
Today, the office I clean as a janitor left some candies with a note saying, "Take as many as you like." I was flattered and felt like I was finally being recognized for my years of hard work. Later, I found the same candy with a single bite taken out of it in the trash, along with the rest they'd spat out. FML I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 107
Today, my sisters took me to a gay bar to celebrate my birthday. All was going well, until the drag queens demanded anyone with a birthday on stage. My sisters forced me to go. Turns out, it was for a twerking contest. I can't dance and have social anxiety. When I got off the stage, I cried. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 168 You deserved it 155
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML I agree, your life sucks 40 650 You deserved it 30 704
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML I agree, your life sucks 287 You deserved it 1 028
All I can think is "I hope his/her spine is okay".