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Kids these days…

By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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You deserved it 220

By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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Bad mom

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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You deserved it 71 403

By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 997

By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

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You deserved it 1 538

By GeeThanksMom - 25/02/2018 15:00

Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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You deserved it 171

By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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You deserved it 1 850

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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lelo007 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:33

That would be the end of her driving privileges for quite a while if I were you. My mom would have been irate! Then again, I never would have thought about doing that to her.

hizzlebox 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:34

.... Ur daughter is kind of a bitch.

Comments

cicpjaky 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:47

Shit, when she'd come home, I'd be sitting in the chair in the living room and then turn around slowly with a belt with sand paper on it. No body is ever to old for a whoop'in.

leadawg75 12

Monday 6 August 2012 2:00

I think the sandpaper took it just a tad too far...

supportcommand 17

Monday 6 August 2012 5:57

I think the sandpaper is a nice touch. Like a 80 grit. No wet sanding either.

boofybluth 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:51

I could never do that to my dad :'(

mikeofthunder 13

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:20

Me neither - kids these days huh? I really hope it improves for when I have kids!

iiDangerCloseBK 6

Monday 6 August 2012 3:25

What about your mom?

cmoney1525 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:52

How can people say he deserved it!?

notsorandomguy 18

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:03

She*. And, judging by the fact that there's around one YDI for every FYL, I'd assume those YDIs are misclicks. App user here.

menacingsprite 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 17:29

I didn't vote ydi, but I guess you could say that since she raised her daughter and didn't teach her better manners that she deserved it for raising such an inconsiderate brat? I don't know... Maybe I'm reaching. :)