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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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PikarooArtist 17

Ya know, there is this thing called a spray bottle you can use on your dog to get him/her to quit humping you.

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SenorRoberto 4

You're supposed to keep your clothes on when you jump them back

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