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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Joey_N 2

LMFAAAOOOO!! Im done! This made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. My family thought I was crazy for a second. The mental image of you violating your dog is what makes me laugh lol. Best FML i've read in a while.

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Hahahaha hah lol best fml ever!!!!!dude ya totally made my day!!!!! Ur poor mom though

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dumbblonde1432 5

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. Can't stop laughing

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Funnyguyproblems 1

Ever thought about getting him neutered?

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itsnikibish 4

I did that before too! And my mom walked in and my dog wasnt allowed to sleep in my room anymore

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