Cars, Accident, Ironic and Transportation: Icona Pop, I assume

Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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You deserved it 5 863

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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You deserved it 44 454

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 48 534

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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You deserved it 54 021

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 446

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

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You deserved it 5 613

Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 540

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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You deserved it 44 227

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 253

You deserved it 947

By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 054

You deserved it 27 975

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 620

sohigh10 34

Sunday 24 January 2016 12:07

But.. you love it?

jarrahj 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 12:10

But did you watch, did you let it burn?

Comments

musicman_amit 20

Monday 25 January 2016 10:45

so you followed instructions from a song....

genshift 8

Monday 25 January 2016 12:50

One word: irony.

Masift 21

Monday 25 January 2016 14:30

I would ask if if you didn't care, but it seems that you do. Sorry to hear op. Did you at least love it?

ManiacGoblin46 12

Monday 25 January 2016 15:38

Music can influence ones actions. I know, I've had experience. And not in the good way.

jared576 12

Monday 25 January 2016 17:12

Ur stupid

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 25 January 2016 18:47

but are you a 90s bitch?

The_Potato_Lord 15

Monday 25 January 2016 18:59

Did you care? Or did you love it?

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Monday 25 January 2016 19:27

I bet you let it burn

PYROxSYCO3 7

Monday 25 January 2016 20:45

At least it didn't burn.

sillygirl247 14

Monday 25 January 2016 21:10

But you don't care, you love it.

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