Animals: Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 11:26 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By No way, dog - 01/10/2025 00:00

Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2016 6:43

Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

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puppie406 23

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Your dog wants you dead. It's plotting revenge for that one time you fed it crappy dog food.

noah_1234 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 20:24

Or maybe its feeling suicidal

thefaekitten 29

Monday 25 January 2016 5:37

More like homicidal.

gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:29

Your dog thought it made a suicidal pact with you, guess it's telepathic powers were on the low side again.

jeffprobs 29

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Im sure he just wanted to chase the bus at all cost, even if that cost happens to be you

bananajoe666 8

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

talk about throwing a friend under the bus.....

AndrasteNyx 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

That's ruff, buddy.

914smv 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

dogs!! I have a little daredevil as well!

EmeraldArcher 10

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Would it be safe to consider it a bitch? >:)

THEDUDE1553566 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:40

Maybe it's suicidal

pjsr 32

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Not all dogs go to heaven

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

tatertotx3 16

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Is your dog Cujo?

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