Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
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foxwasalamb 24

what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis

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Geeve95 11

He just wants to know if your a Lusy loose or a tighty whitey

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sweetbliss3 37

what a weirdo. that's not something you ask on the first date, if ever.

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Cwilson3388 11

I just want to apologize for the male gender some guys don't know when to shut the hell up! But any who did you answer the question?

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MissBehavin77 18

Awkward. Maybe that was his weird way of wanting to know just how much room you got.

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Ki11erC 18

Not something to ask but made me laugh lol

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Frenchtony 17

This is a legit question, he just wanted to know if you could bear properly sized offspring. People always overreact to this kind of things it's really sad, I guess we can thank feminism for that...

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itsjusttofunny 8

should have just asked you if you give head. deal breaker if you don't.....

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iwadasn 32

I'm pretty sure it would be a dealbreaker for her if those were the first words out of his mouth.

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Spadoinkle 10

He sounds weird and immature. You can definitely find someone better and more intelligent. Good luck.

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K40RU 11

I agree, your life sucks. Hope you find better!

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