Intimacy and Health: Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months....

By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 21:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML

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By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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How? Why? What?

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 00:02

Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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The Rupture

By oofouchmyvagooter - 06/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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What kind of sex are you having?

By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 00:00

Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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Bad timing

By Mel - 10/11/2021 05:00

Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 October 2018 3:04

Wait, what? Can you draw a graph of that? I can’t even visualize what you’re talking about.

Nhayaa 21

Sunday 7 October 2018 4:45

Men, reading your comments I'd say you need to learn so much about female anatomy...

Comments

boopingsnoot 24

Sunday 7 October 2018 12:41

Sounds like your cervix (the “gate” between ****** and uterus) may have gotten damaged. See a gynecologist immediately!

Austin Schmit 10

Sunday 7 October 2018 13:29

It says he slipped out, indicating that he most likely ripped her taint by thrusting into. It would be nearly impossible to “damage” the cervix through traditional intercourse. Yea you can hit it, but it can move a great distance as well as stretch enough to fit a baby through...pretty tough part of the body imo.

Jody Richards 14

Sunday 7 October 2018 15:17

That’s what you don’t have premarital sex!

lisyaorancrazed 16

Monday 8 October 2018 10:39

Indeed. This totally couldn't happen with marital sex. Obviously...

Quasita 26

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:54

This one makes me want to poll the FML community of women to say, how many of us have had a vaginal injury from sex or other activity, where we just said OUCH ughhhhh and dealt with the blood and the sting like this OP seems to be doing... and how many FML dudes are freaking out at the idea lol I promise, it happens often. Labia tear, the walls get scratched, razors slip. We don't run to the stirrups every time there's a little blood in the undies. The rule in my house was always, if you bleed more than 2 weeks in a row (none of us had diagnosed PCOS or anything so 2 weeks was 2x+ our normal) then you see a doctor.

Phillycheeze 20

Sunday 7 October 2018 17:44

Ouch.....

oldtimer 3

Sunday 7 October 2018 18:48

So is there something wrong with your mouth? Problem solved!

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Sunday 7 October 2018 20:52

that's **** My Life.... quite literally

Matt Haagensen 11

Sunday 7 October 2018 22:36

Sounds like he needs to get some practice in before he sees you next

Abby Gut 25

Sunday 7 October 2018 22:59

What does that even mean

NellyFC35 19

Monday 8 October 2018 0:48

I think shes just saying her hymen tore which is why shes bleeding and shes sore/stinging because he was was a little rough. Also side note even if this wasnt her first time ever that doesnt mean the hymen was already broken. sometimes it takes a few times to completely tear. Clear things up for us OP and I hope you feel better soon!