Today, I attended a funeral for my cousin's daughter. she died... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 18:43

Today, I attended a funeral for my cousin's daughter. she died at 13 years. I heard a conversation, one woman saying "such a shame she had to go so young" a few seconds later my phone went off max volume. my ringtone is "die young" everyone stared at me with frowns. FML

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Monday 27 August 2018 2:13

I usually put my phone ringer on vibrate-only (if not off altogether) at sensitive functions/ places....

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Monday 27 August 2018 2:13

I usually put my phone ringer on vibrate-only (if not off altogether) at sensitive functions/ places....

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