Hot shit

By Well, shit - 07/12/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
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Wadlaen 23

Well, I'd say you were dragged in under false assumptions and in your full right to leave the room!

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Chazzster 29

It’s certainly not my kink, but there are probably some people who get off on that. Personally the smell of shit is not conducive of sex to me.

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Wadlaen 23

Well, I'd say you were dragged in under false assumptions and in your full right to leave the room!

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Charlie Given 26

And that's when you whip out your dick and you shove it down her throat and say this is how my day's been 😜😂

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Chazzster 29

It’s certainly not my kink, but there are probably some people who get off on that. Personally the smell of shit is not conducive of sex to me.

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FluffythePink 23

🤮 I've ended relationships because they've not shut bathroom the door and just listening to them grunt it out has killed my lady boner stone cold dead. This is one of the conversations that every couple really should have before moving in together.

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