Sex, Video games, Gamers and Intimacy: Heated gaming moment

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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You deserved it 6 814

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 569

You deserved it 4 485

By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 755

You deserved it 3 861

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 425

You deserved it 27 542

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 223

You deserved it 5 627

By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 061

You deserved it 10 609

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 036

You deserved it 3 548

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 074

You deserved it 8 609

Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 379

You deserved it 13 307

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 500

You deserved it 3 885

WCARlover 34

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:22

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

Joheezy 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:18

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

Comments

sig4life 18

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:18

I believe I would have turn off the game. While I was playing and my wife came in naked, immediately the power button was hit.

BitchWilderness 11

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:21

The game really is addictive, it wasn't your fault.

senpa_kush 11

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:30

If sex was in a call of duty format.

MuddyBootsT 7

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:34

Hey! at least you were good enough to distract him! ;)

acky2lum 7

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:56

You think this is a ******* game?

sest 4

Thursday 27 November 2014 6:06

Seriously? He cant even put a controller down for some head? Get yourself a man, stop dating boys.

2ru 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 6:37

Road Head is something special

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 27 November 2014 6:54

Men getting angry about getting a *******? I think you entered the Twilight Zone.

aruam365 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 6:56

Yeah, I've actually seen injuries from that. Getting into an accident while receiving oral sex can lead to your penis being bitten off, even at low speeds. Enjoy that.