Having fun?

By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
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dark_psyche 0

It didn't occur to the both of you to take them off before "hooking up"?? YDI, lol. >=D

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RaspberryBerret 0

you moron -_- how do you not know that you have glowsticks on. i mean really.

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plexico 3

Although I call mine a GlowStick, you can't literally see it in the dark (unless you have infrared-detecting equipment.)

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Benlvsceleste 0

Had to comment...can we spell MDMA boys and girls.......to the OP, am i right??? I'm trying to give you some credit.....not put you down......i can see being E'd out, because i know the glow seems to become part of the background after awhile, also the complete lack of disregard for privacy??? If they were all occupied, why didnt you sneak to one of your homes????

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bzlnv8 0

ydi for being so easy.

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Njord09 2

why people saying she deserved it? uh i guess no one here have sex.. they rather stay on the internet saying stupid thing to people who does.

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skullbuster 0

OP, I see your nickname is hoho5191, can I just call you Ho? So, Ho, you are another example of the delusional sad sack poster who lacks the social awareness to realize that this story does not make you look like a victim - it makes you look like a cheap *****. I mean, really, you went to a friend's party and hooked up with some random neighbor in the woods? Doesn't anyone think of Poison Ivy anymore?

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anniebananie 3

"OP, I see your nickname is hoho5191, can I just call you Ho?" = UNFUNNY

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skullbuster 0

@anniebananie: Oh Annie, here you are again with your wet blanket. I've lost count of how many times you've felt it necessary to offer a response to one of my comment posts - I'm embarrassed for you. You're not one of those internet stalkers, are you?

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Phillay632 0

Actually, it is fairly amusing due to the fact the OP is so promiscuous that she is willing to "hook up" with some random guy who she had just met. Thus, it's ironic that her name is "hoho". Annie, are you a passenger on the short bus or do you simply not have a sense of humor?

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anniebananie 3

Skullbuster - I actually realized after having commented, that you were that guy I got in an internet argument about earlier. That's actually pretty funny; I guess we just don't get a long. I wasn't targeting you, so no reason to feel embarrassed for me.

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anniebananie 3

And #80, look up the definition of 'ironic.' On another note, I thought the 'Ho' thing was unfunny because it was the kind of joke a 9-year-old would make.

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skullbuster 0

@Anniebananie: Annie, the sexual tension here is palpable! I'm sorry, I can't take this any further. It's not you, it's me. Ok, well that's not entirely true. But I'm not available. I sleep better, though, knowing that there is a 75 year-old lobotomized retired economics professor out there who shares your unique sense of humor - you two will find each other, I just know it! Until next time, let's see that smile!!!

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tranekfny 0

wat the **** does hooking up mean. cuz if it mean fukin then someones real easy.

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lynnesey 0

that's what it means.. or it could mean making out. either way, point proven.

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MetsanKuningas 0

Because 109 is about 40 IQ points higher than is required for a medical definition of "Mildly mentally retarded." An IQ of below 70 is, therefore, considered MMR.

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