Intimacy: Having fun?

Having fun?

By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 14:25 - Australia

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML

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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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Rave on

By Pain - 25/11/2025 22:00

Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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Fooling around

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I thought it was a great idea to go off into a park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park. Meanwhile, a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

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This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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dark_psyche 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:03

It didn't occur to the both of you to take them off before "hooking up"?? YDI, lol. >=D

RaspberryBerret 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:05

you moron -_- how do you not know that you have glowsticks on. i mean really.

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midwestjerk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:00

Pretty ******* stupid to get it on while her parents were right nearby. YDI, for being so goddamn stupid.

bb1_00 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:01

#15. where did all that come from personal experience ,????????? and op: if she was worth it who cares!!!! enjoy life

maximumoverdrive 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:12

I agree with Midwestjerk YDI FHL

CFR 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:12

Hey I have a question...how come every time two total strangers hook up, it's always the girl that gets shit for not knowing the guy, when the guy himself knows nothing about the girl? What, are girls supposed to have this psychic power that enables them to know everything about a guy so they're not called a **** when they sleep with him? And guys are supposed to know nothing so they get called a player? It's all really silly to me...

Shadow_Sniper 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:18

#39 I agree. I know one of the reasons is that society puts higher expectations on women than on men when it comes to dating and sex.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:05

Read -- they're both girls

CFR 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:17

#60 I thought she was talking about leaving everyone including her friend's parents at the campfire, not the-person-she-was-hooking-up-with's parents (goodness this is a badly written FML isn't it?). Whatever, I think my question still counts =P

XOfiestypixie 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:46

I agree with #61, it's a badly written FML now that I look at it, but initially I read it as she met her friends neighbour (a male), hit it off with him, decided they were horny, left her friend/friends parents/everyone else so she could hook up with said neighbour, got caught because of glowsticks. I had to read it again to understand why people were calling her a lesbian. XD

CFR 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:05

Yeah I read that and I was like say WHAA-?-oh-whaaat?

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:59

It's because there's a sexist double standard. They're both idiots though.

RyeBreadBoy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:16

How old are you? 12? I don't know anyone that still wears glow jewelry after that point. Especially not guys. You wouldn't have had this problem if you acted your age.