Happy anniversary, Honey!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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purple5 0

Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

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Sacharified 0

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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FYL_FML_23 0

HA........HAHAHAHA............HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA MAN THAT SUCKS.....HAHAHA.....

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NATFLUMP 0

you bitch at least he got you something

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fmlrocks134 0

tee hee mabye hes trying to give u a hint or somthing

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starvingxartist 0

YDi for being stupid enough to celebrate a six month anniversary because ANNI MEANS YEAR.

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BlackScorpionAng 0

He got you condoms huh? You don't have a penis do you? (I hope not...but on this site, anything is possible...but, I'm going to assume you don't.) I'm going out on a limb here and say he didn't get you condoms at all, he got HIMSELF condoms....since you don't have a dick (assuming of course) but he does have a dick (still assuming). One way to test this theory of mine is to take the condoms, thank him and ask him if he wants to know who you use them with or if he'd rather not know who the lucky three condom users are. Make sure to smile and show lots of gratitude...you know for the awesome condoms.

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zymn 6

Spoiler Alert: he doesn't love you the same way you love him.

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MikeTenninch 0

geez, what a shitty boyfriend. he shouldve goten u 6 condoms since it was your sixth month together instead of three... horrible boyriend

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SarlaccBits 0

I see we have another selfish bitch here. No guy cares about these stupid arbitrary dates most chicks come up with to make their boyfriends buy them a damn gift. He doesn’t give a shit about your “six-MONTH anniversary” – you have zero room to complain here. Stop fishing for his money. If you wanted to do something nice for him, that’s great… but you shouldn’t expect him to do anything in return for a made-up “holiday.” If you really wanted to make him happy all it takes is a nice meal and a ******** anyway.

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BlackScorpionAng 0

I agree with you about everything you said. My man and I did away with all that stupid crap at the start of our relationship because it's my way of thinking that it's just a bunch of sentimental fluff anyway. I don't give a rats ass if remembers the day it all began because he does remember all the important things...like mailing off the electric bill and that I like to wake up to hot coffee when I have a stressful day ahead of me. I know the things he likes too...and it's not about money or superficial bullshit. Sometimes I really think some of my sisters use this not remembering "important" anniversaries shit as blackmail so they can keep their men subdued and feeling inadequate. It means an even bigger gift normally...a gift given out of guilt and because she'll make him so miserable if he doesn't give her something awesome. In the end she gets what she wants and he comes away feeling like a complete asshole. Dates shouldn't be important... the whole of the relationship is what counts.

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