Happy America Day Mofos!

Your ass... Grab it... - - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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ironichalibut 24

He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

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TylerAnderson98 10

God bless merica

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

I would have ran after them and shoved a roman candle up there asshole.Give them a taste of there own medicine.

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Latino_Nino 10

Guessing that went from jogging to sprinting in a matter of seconds

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gargartibold 13

Cause Roman candles are so ****** scary

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simsgirlgem 25

If you got the license plate number or a good look at the guys face report them that's dangerous in fact where I live depending on the firecracker thrown it goes from a thousand dollar fine to a couple years in jail

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slap_u_much 6

Should've attempted to chuck it right back um

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spottyblanket 8

I don't get Americans -_-; 4th of July makes them do crazy stuff.

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