Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hangry

Hangry

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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You deserved it 54 752

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 139

You deserved it 3 745

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 789

You deserved it 8 268

By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 245

You deserved it 19 360

By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 989

You deserved it 4 293

Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 968

You deserved it 87

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 178

You deserved it 6 937

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 641

You deserved it 11 819

Assumptions

By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 835

You deserved it 75 459

By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 325

You deserved it 4 732

I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 743

You deserved it 2 416

Siren_00 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:34

Too many FMLs come from women assuming men are admiring them when they're not. You'd think people would learn by now. Besides, even if he was, you don't have to be so rude about it.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:30

That must of been a good looking cheeseburger. Either that, or you might have a yeast infection.

Comments

ashole1990 10

Friday 26 June 2009 5:28

some women are much too full of themselves lawl

idaworst 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:30

haha o moderrated this one now i feel popular

twist_n_shout 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:37

who is o???

DeathByIrony90 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:40

Hahaha, I can totally see this happening, especially in New York!

alex_vik 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:51

What a bitch you are. Not everything is about you ya know.

fuckyourdogslife 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:05

YDI for not being at home cooking or cleaning.

flipper_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:16

Get over yourself, even if some loser was objectifying you from afar it is no reason to go verbally attack him. The only reason you said anything to him is cause you are an attention hungry, egotistical spoiled little girl who wanted to milk the situation for more attention. If it was considered inappropriate for him to say such a thing is it not also inappropriate for you to make a public scene? I think in the future to abate this type of insulting behavior you should take your fat @ss and chase down and attack every car full of guys that honk the horn at you and yell "nice t*ts". That'll teach'em!

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:19

Just the way this fml Is put im gonna go with a ydi bcuz ur probably ugly ..nice attempt though

jaybirdka 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:20

Wow, you must be ******* ugly

rustyrox 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:21

YDI cocky

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:37

@31(genuisman): Most men are complete dicks. A vast majority are. They're inconsiderate, disrespectful, obnoxious, and have virtually no self control. So it's really NOT a compliment, it's just extremely disrespectful.

imturninintoabug 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:55

oh come now... that's not very nice, all that stereotyping and whatnot... i think your comment is inconsiderate, disrespectful and obnoxious. No but seriously... this isn't a YDI for trying to stand up for herself but it's a YDI for not realizing the dude was talking about a cheezburger

Tubasaurus 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:09

Butthurt #77? Generalizing half of the population only makes you sound like a ****.

fuckyourdogslife 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:56

So you're insulting men and saying that it's disrespectful to call a cheeseburger "that"? It's people like you that make me want to punch puppies in the kidneys.