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hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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mister fixit? more like mister fuxit - 25/11/2024 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML

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5bye7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:52

ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

Arlitto 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:30

Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

random_thought 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:15

hey, think of it as time to get a new makeover and don't take it out on the kid.

pwnrzero 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:44

when my highschool was having a fundraiser for cancer last year, the librarians shaved their heads because we raised over $30,000 just so you know, they are female

Kellayy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:48

dude.. that sucks

funfunn 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:55

why would you have your two year old on the counter? bad idea. one, he could've fallen and hit his head or something, and two, he could've hit the switch to the garbage disposal...oh wait....

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:26

Not to be awkward, but how did wash the rest of yourself? I mean, you can't really do that at a kitchen sink...You should have just gone to friend's house to take a shower, but still FYL.

babyitsfact 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:44

how do you know it was an accident? o.O

UConn_Huskies 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:49

Today my mother decided to leave me on the counter in the kitchen while she washed her hair. I'm two years old, FML

madomis 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:10

yeahhh....... not really covering the whole detail... i mean did your hair get riped out or did it like spray food in your face... casue i know some times my garbage disposal flings food out..... and well if it did get your hair why the hell was it in the drain to beggin with?

kdakota 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:14

This seems fake... I agree with the majority; why in the hell would you put a two year old on the counter? And why would you let your hair that you are washing go into the dirty drain? If you didn't get your hair in the drain, then why would the garbage disposal being turned on be a big deal? If it's not fake, it's just really, really stupid.