Intimacy: Frustrating

Frustrating

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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Disconnected

By Nothing for me? - 09/02/2023 00:00

Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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You deserved it 3 183

By jealousgirl - 16/07/2015 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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You deserved it 1 390

By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:07

Wow. It seems like you have a keeper. When you're a your lowest... he didn't want to seem like he was taking advantage of you. That's sweet.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:31

Really I think the heartfelt meaningful conversation would be much better than sex. heaven forbid the person you wanted to simply use actually give a crap about your well being.

Comments

JBVL 0

Friday 9 July 2010 5:04

I thought guys were supposed to be the insensitive users...? some women these days... :/

ilyrwr 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:28

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Lolita170 0

Monday 24 January 2011 3:40

How is this an FML? Your guy sounds really sweet!

winter62 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:04

WTF with people like you trying to shove your ideals down other people's throats? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE! And WTF with everyone calling the poor girl derogatory names? So ******* what if she wanted sex? Plenty of guys want sex but no one calls them names. I bet if it were a guy posted this half the people calling this op a "****" would have sympathy for the guy and say stuff like, Oh man you got cockblocked, ditch that selfish stuckup bitch! Sex is stress relief and plenty of people use it for that, nothing wrong with it. personally I get stressed and go a little crazy with out sex for a long time. It relaxes me and helps me sleep too! IM A GIRL AND I LIKE SEX! I own my body and my destiny. There is NOTHING wrong with that.