Intimacy: Frustrating

Frustrating

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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You deserved it 39 553

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By Nothing for me? - 09/02/2023 00:00

Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

I agree, your life sucks 628

You deserved it 1 606

Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 299

You deserved it 4 990

Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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You deserved it 283

Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 616

You deserved it 180

By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 802

You deserved it 4 638

By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 642

You deserved it 8 241

Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 752

You deserved it 3 183

By jealousgirl - 16/07/2015 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 142

By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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You deserved it 1 390

By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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You deserved it 2 450

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:07

Wow. It seems like you have a keeper. When you're a your lowest... he didn't want to seem like he was taking advantage of you. That's sweet.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:31

Really I think the heartfelt meaningful conversation would be much better than sex. heaven forbid the person you wanted to simply use actually give a crap about your well being.

Comments

jgars575 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 14:21

i guess it could be an FHL as well "Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the girl I sleep with. Instead, she was so exhausted from her day and apathetic during sex that I thought she wasn't into it so I ended up opening up to her instead of getting laid and she didn't respect it at all. FML

Cartera 10

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:42

Wow. You're so clever.

Falcon_CRUNCH 7

Thursday 21 May 2009 0:24

I agree with #27 ...and of all the things to complain about from a guy, THIS is what you choose? No offense, but you're being a fool. Actually, offense.

garfunkadellic 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:10

you're a **** thats what you are

soundmind311 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:23

oh dear, sorry your such a hoe and ur guy friend doesnt wanna **** all the time. sorry he wanted to have a meaningful convo with u. ur life really sucks. ****.