Miscellaneous: Friends?

Friends?

By iAmJasper - 17/09/2014 21:56 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML

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You deserved it 8 887

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 567

You deserved it 229

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 21:48 - United States - Merrimack

Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 780

You deserved it 2 427

By melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 905

You deserved it 3 730

Picky

By Anonymous - 30/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 443

You deserved it 157

The gang

By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 19:00 - Ireland - Portlaoise

Today, I went to my friend's house to celebrate her birthday but 3 of them ganged up on me and molested my arse cheeks. Later, someone found a wooden plank and spanked me hard. There was also a BB gun and my arse was the target. I have been a social outcast all my life, and these are my only friends, but I'm always hit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 608

You deserved it 141

By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 785

You deserved it 5 348

Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 968

You deserved it 409

By NotYourFriend - 24/10/2016 19:53

Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 167

You deserved it 865

By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 283

You deserved it 54 784

By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 371

You deserved it 291

thefmljellyfish 10

Thursday 18 September 2014 8:40

Then they're not your real friends

markcallanan_ 20

Thursday 18 September 2014 8:42

Maybe make them leave?

Comments

moonbootz 7

Thursday 18 September 2014 18:35

first off you need new friends. second,grow aome balls. you work hard

savemeSheehan 8

Thursday 18 September 2014 19:23

get new friends

Neko9000 11

Thursday 18 September 2014 19:35

Well if that's a problem you sir, don't know where to put priorities. Your 1st problem is that you have an Xbox.

cgruber34 3

Thursday 18 September 2014 19:59

Better not be that x-box 1 or they dead

Skull7838 5

Thursday 18 September 2014 20:10

"cause they have no life they dont give a damn they have no where to go but straight to hell" lol

Um_Awkward_ 12

Thursday 18 September 2014 20:54

Some friends you got there OP!

tdotreppin 12

Thursday 18 September 2014 21:12

Ummmm there not you're friends

Pixel2004 1

Thursday 18 September 2014 21:16

My highschool friends behaved like that with me a few years ago ... now we bearly meet each other

Jamaican_Domo 10

Thursday 18 September 2014 21:31

"Friends", you should have kicked their asses TF OUT

NyQuilSausages 7

Thursday 18 September 2014 21:54

They're using you. Do the same with them and see how they feel.

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Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 484

You deserved it 4 544

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 324

You deserved it 13 006

Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 817

You deserved it 2 770

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for. The guy called me and told me I got it. I said "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" He responded with "You're welcome Emily". My name isn't Emily, it's Kim. He got the numbers mixed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 637

You deserved it 2 531

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

I agree, your life sucks 686

You deserved it 348

Today, my mother told me that my dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth, her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 712

You deserved it 1 800