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I feel you, I can't smile for shit
the lights are low in the club for a reason. we used to call the lights that came on when said club was shutting down, the ''ugly lights'' because you could actually see what the person you've been attracted to all night actually looks like. fyl guy.
Now you know what turns other people off...
If your smile makes people fear for their safety, you need to rethink some things.
I'm thinking maybe your teeth are nasty?? That would totally explain it.
Ah , I have a killer smile too , that really sucks , I unnderstand .
I think you need to work on your smile, dude.
Look for a chick that's really into horror movies, she'll probably just do it back. Or next time that happens try quoting or spoofing a few movie lines. My go to would probably be a spoof on Heath Ledgers The Joker and his scars, 'do you wanna know how I got this smile...?' Sense of humor works everytime if she's worth it
No, she left you because she put herself out there and gave you a large compliment and received nothing in return- compliment, drink, dance, etc. So she felt hung out to dry.
Well you might have a career in horror films then, think positive
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You must have a killer smile, OP!
Sucks! Don't take it personally though, plenty more girls around! :)