FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 418 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 752 You deserved it 4 048
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML I agree, your life sucks 41 962 You deserved it 4 144
Today, dealing with anxiety and depression, I finally got up the energy to bake. I chose homemade enchiladas. I then spent the whole day walking from the toilet to the nearest couch (and vice versa), feeling like my intestines were going to blow. No more enchiladas for me for a long time. FML I agree, your life sucks 769 You deserved it 216
Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 921 You deserved it 130
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 216 You deserved it 2 386
Today, after my girlfriend warned me she has the condition hypersexuality and like a fool I thought I’d landed on my feet, or on my back as it were, do you have any idea how bad sex is when you have it between 5 and 10 times a day for over a year? It’s basically a chore at this point. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 028 You deserved it 735
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!