FML's Showdown #13 By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30 Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny. I agree, your life sucks 622 You deserved it 187 Share Tweet Share
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML I agree, your life sucks 121 You deserved it 335
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 260 You deserved it 276
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 117 You deserved it 4 037
Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 592 You deserved it 3 555
Today, after I just finished a 16-hour double shift, my brother asked me to ride with him to do an Instacart. While delivering these people’s groceries, his car overheated and oil light came on. He had no money, so I had to fix and pay for the parts. FML I agree, your life sucks 520 You deserved it 84
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML I agree, your life sucks 391 You deserved it 50
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