Flat on my ass

By Slipped - 05/09/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to a cook out and sat on a flimsy plastic chair. Halfway through my burger, the chair gave out, and I collapsed in front of everyone, still holding the burger. Someone shouted, “At least you saved the burger!” while everyone laughed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 347
You deserved it 110

Same thing different taste

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If that had happened in Britain, you'd have got a rousing cheer for saving the burger/beer.

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If that had happened in Britain, you'd have got a rousing cheer for saving the burger/beer.