Cars, Keys Love Fight Club

Fight Club

ronnieG - 16/07/2013 16:06 - United States - Decatur

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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Mass effect

LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:40

Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!

ganjalovin27 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:41

wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them

journeytotheend 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:02

Hang her panties on the flag pole

devilkazama 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:46

Boys and their toys :P

alycion 38

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:53

No wonder divorce rates are so high today. People over react in arguments all of the time. I guess taking time to cool off and sorting out the issue just takes too much work. And it's not like the one who over reacted ever does anything to make up for it after the issues are resolved.

MainPrism 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:09

UNFORGIVEABLE!!!

samanthasammi 4

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:16

Keys that valuable should have one of those sound locating keychains

irgndsondepp 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:58

Just shortwire it Grand Theft Auto style...

Firebalone 13

Wednesday 17 July 2013 9:08

Get a metal detector!

Iniezian 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 10:46

There's a simple way to get revenge: Apologize to her, tell her you're so sorry that you've bought her a gift, and then give her the gift: a treadmill or a weight loss DVD or anything to do with weight loss.