Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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Likalotbear 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:11

Not your fault. You didn't know.

eastmanwolf 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

Comments

Leviathan_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:54

not your fault. don't listen to all these high school kids. assuming this isn't fake...

Gringo_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:57

She should have updated her ID. Defo not ur fault.

shorgenfunkel 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:03

Agreed with #18. This guy didn't deserve it, he was just doing his job, and he couldn't have known.

Superman8_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:06

#18 while that is a nice gesture, i'm not sure a free drink would be good for the economy right now

drimpossible 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:06

#36 are you serious? What should she do, sit at home with a bag over her head? re, the OP I think it was unfortunate, but go with the odds. What do you think the ratio of fake ids: post disfiguring accident IDs is?

F14Shado 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:06

Dont feel that bad. You were just doing your job... =/ fyl

ZiggyMorrison 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:09

God thats just painful to read **** her life but yeah you were just doing your Job better safe than fired

bananapants 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:11

If she was so disfigured wouldn't she have scars or burns? If she did then the bouncer is a jerk but that doesn't sound like the case. She didn't look like her picture so she obviously wasn't as disfigured as her friend said.

tymarie2012 31

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:45

she didn't look like her picture so she obviously wasn't as disfigured as her friend said. WTF? can you explain your thought process here? cause this is really confusing.

bretagneluv 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:14

I'm not gonna lie, that sounds like it could have easily been a story her and her friends concocted.

greatnt249 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:15

"it's obviously his job but is it really necessary to make a joke out of it?" #34, please enlighten me as to where the joke is in this FML; all the bouncer did was state that the girl looks nothing like her photo ID. Methinks you read what you wanted to read instead of what was actually written.