Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 629

You deserved it 72 783

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 456

You deserved it 4 078

By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 332

You deserved it 13 737

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 888

You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 138

You deserved it 10 286

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 210

You deserved it 78 657

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 519

You deserved it 5 194

Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 706

You deserved it 12 971

It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 582

You deserved it 3 050

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 697

You deserved it 43 488

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 669

You deserved it 13 137

Likalotbear 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:11

Not your fault. You didn't know.

eastmanwolf 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

Comments

xkaokaox 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:37

How were you suppose to know? it's like ugly people getting plastic surgery. not everyone updates photo IDs.

amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:38

#17 actually i am not an idiot. i just don't see the point in being rude when there is nicer ways to go about things. it's obviously his job but is it really necessary to make a joke out of it? especially when you don't know someone else's situation. #21 what i meant was she could have just been there to relax with friends and be social. i understand that many states don't let minors in after a certain time. i think they do it in mine too but i doubt every person that is able to drink legally, drinks just because they are in a bar.

emsiti 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:13

how the hell could he know ok listen to this situation ok guy get hit with lava face melts has to wear a skimask goes to a bank and hand is stuck in pocket waving it around trying to say my hand is stuck and soundslike put your hands up you wouldnt just say " whats your situation" you would do something abouy it. *cough*dumbass*cough*

Icyghost17 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:03

I don't see how he was being rude. He merely commented that her photo did not look anything like her, which I'm assuming it didn't.

PrincessPesa 20

Tuesday 27 November 2012 19:02

You may not be an idiot, but you sure sound out of touch and expectant as hell. Maybe in a fantasy world we can all be perfect ladies and gentleman 24/7, and go to bars "just to have fun with friends." People go to bars to drink. When I was a kid I'd try to wait for my parents at the bar, deinking my Shirley temple and the bartenders would shoo me away- because they don't want to get their liquor license taken away. So please, shut up. We all have to comply with societies rules sometimes- and you can't always expect niceties. One more thing: "douche fag" is not a funny or clever insult. You just called him a hygienic product bag of sticks/cigarette. You're officially a douchebaguette.

PrincessPesa 20

Tuesday 27 November 2012 19:05

Oops, *drinking.

fissionman1 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:38

I call bull. No one is that stupid.

Nicolai_Tansy 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:40

dude. that's mean, but i can't blame you, you didn't know. and if she was that disfigured why is she out in public!?!

666midnight 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:42

Either it was fake and they realised it looked nothing like her so that was their story Or it was real and that did happen, that sucks tho if it was real, because you didn't know and you were only doing what your job requires which requires you stopping underage kids drinking, you did nothing wrong.

hottie102 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:42

It is really dumb of you to jump to that conclusion immediately although, i kinka agree that you aren't totally at fault because you didnt know but really...think next time before you do something like that cause it probably really really hurt that poor girl

SW11 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:42

i bet it was a fake and the guy she was with was a liar.

xanhorn 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:44

I think its a fake id with a well planned story. Women can get almost anything by crying...

MovesetMike 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:48

(Assuming the girl was actually in a wreck) People why would he deserve that? It's not like he called her ugly or anything, he just stated a fact -- that the id picture did not match her current look.