Gross, Toilet and Health: Eau de toilette

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

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Someone check in on this guy

By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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Wet leg

By meep - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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Seasons greetings to you too

By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 22/07/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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sthrr 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

perdix 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 16:24

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

Comments

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 5 March 2011 20:25

That's it! I'm calling an exterminator for that damn comment bug!

gusgus36 5

Saturday 5 March 2011 20:25

I think it was water. the sink worked enough for some water to come out but enough to actually wash her hands well. so she needed hand sanitizer to get them clean. no big deal

arden11 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:23

maybe she saw some land on you so she said that to make it sound like it was piss.

mumumelon 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:26

am I the only one that noticed that there's no "FML" at the end of this?

neondeath 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:06

uhhhh ya u are...cuz there is a FML

Cmliedtke 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 2:01

yes there is...

varkey 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:41

lol wtf??? omg that's weird FYL

neondeath 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:02

lol maby it was hot or cold water and the other temperature didn't work so she didn't whant to wash her hands in ice cold water or steaming hot water? so it was probably the water she used than relized

phorest 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:09

Hey I moderated this one :D.

reinmon88 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:15

more than likely piss or liquid shit landed on your face

nanotide 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:04

so you were going to the womens restroom?

cosmopolite_fml 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:20

She probably put soap in her hands and tried to rinse it off just to find the sink was broken. Of course, that's just a logical thought. Why wouldn't you automatically assume she had piss all over her hands? That's a normal reaction.