Intimacy: Easyjet

Easyjet

By anonymous - 07/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

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By Thomas - 20/09/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML

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By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

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Packed in

By BackHurts - 16/07/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 7 January 2011 23:30

YDI for not being a little suspicious at all that someone would PAY you $20 to swap seats with them.

PSQ91 6

Friday 7 January 2011 23:37

It's not like he's going to hump you. That's actually pretty fun.

Comments

sallen0046 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:03

Unless he proceeded to rub his erection all over you, I don't see how this is a life-******* situation. It's extremely doubtful this gentleman had an erection the entire six hours of the flight. I'm sure it never occurred to you that it was probably an uncomfortable situation for him. You made twenty bucks. All he got was embarrassment.

alig93 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:15

a very gooey genie?

akd1v 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:17

old people these days

conehead45 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:37

all in all sounds like a pretty good day 20$ + what ever you raked in from the old man.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 8 January 2011 3:30

If I was in your position, Had I know the reason the other person wanted to switch seats, I would have been like $40 and it's a deal.

tmoore03 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:22

mile high club?

pattyrn 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:47

probably had an implant 30 yrs ago and he has a "permanent" one. why are you looking there anyway?

Dianaand_u_4evr 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:57

Lmfao :D old people FMLs make me laugh :D You should've just not touch the boner, put up you're earphones and watch a movie :D and if the oldman talked to you pretend to be a crazy physco tranny :D or just Physco :D dat's what i do.